My head was oversized 我的頭腦已經混亂不堪
I'll take the high road like I should 早知道我就該走捷徑
You said it's meant to be 妳曾說這命中註定
That it's not you, it's me 錯誤全在我而與妳無關
You're leaving now for my own good 分手倒是為我著想
That's cool 這樣是很瀟灑
But if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 但若我的朋友問及妳的去處 我會這麽說
She went down in an airplane 她乘的飛機墜毀了
Fried getting suntan 曬日光浴時被烤焦了
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 墜入裝滿泥沙的水泥攪拌機裏
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來都不擅長分手
She met a shark under water 她在水裏碰到了鯊魚
Fell and no one caught her 落水了卻無人能救她壹命
I returned everything I ever bought her 我退掉了我買給她的所有紀念
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 幫幫我幫幫我 我已經編不出謊言
And ways to say you died 無法想出妳的死因
My pride still feels the sting 我的自尊仍然感受著那種刺痛
You were my everything 妳曾是我的壹切
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) 總有壹天我會找到像妳壹樣的佳人
She'll think I'm Superman 也許她會覺得我是她的超人
Not super mini van 而不是小面包車
How could you leave on Yom Kippur? 妳怎麽能在贖罪日上離我而去
That's cool 這樣是很瀟灑
But if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 但若我的朋友問及妳的去處 我會這麽說
She was caught in a mudslide 她被泥石流埋實了
Eaten by a lion 被獅子吞了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 被壹輛破紫塞恩車撞飛了
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來不擅長分手
She got lost in the desert 她在沙漠裏迷失了方向
Drown in a hot tub 泡熱水澡時溺死了
Danced to death at an east side night club 在東區夜店跳到心力衰竭而死
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 幫幫我 幫幫我我已編不出謊言
And ways to say you died 無法想出更多妳的死因
I wanna live a thousand lives with you 我想和妳過壹輩子 今生今世永不分離
I wanna be the one you're dying to Love... 我想要成為妳寧死都愛著的人
我前任的50種死法